Here's what I think I think...

What the crap do I believe in? Do I have any opinions of my own? Any original thoughts? I am on the fence or indifferent when it comes to so many issues, largely due to ignorance or laziness or both. So let's review what I think I think:

• I think people should be held responsible for their own actions...duh.
  
• I think at this point in time, life now imitates art.
  
• I think you need to know the rules before you break them.
  
• I think the ultimate aphrodisiac is indifference.
  
• I think we start out as good people, but some of us learn to be assholes without the knowledge of being taught.
  
• I think common sense is a dying religion.
  
• I think politicians are whiny, gossipy children.
  
• I think everyone should wait tables for at least one year, just to give them an idea of how despicable some people can be.
  
• I think we learn how to be embarrassed.
  
• I think the human race is getting dumber.
  
• I think there are those who "get it" and those who don't.
  
• I think people, by and large, are hypocrites.
  
• I think people always try to seem smarter then they are, myself included.
  
• I think marriage is an unnatural, man-made concept; hence infidelity. But I still wanna try.
  
• I think we turn to dust when we die.
  
• I think men and women ARE different, and we should stop pretending they're not.
  
• I think attractive people have it much easier than the 'ugly' folks.
  
• I think horoscopes should be used for entertainment purposes only.
  
• I think things do happen for a reason, even if that reason is to make you think what the reason really is. make sense?
  
• I think women should start making the first move.
  
• I think people who genuinely dislike dogs are cold and soulless.
  
• I think organized religion is a crutch that forces people to hobble through life.
  
• I think artists --all types-- are getting lazier.
  
• I think school uniforms are a good idea.
  
• I think the most practical way to hang toilet paper is under the roll, not over.
  
• I think self-awareness is both a blessing and a curse.
  
• I think New York is the worst city to live in if you want to be emotionally content.
  
• I think people who say they're tired of game-playing are just tired of losing those games.
  
• I think moderation is king but excess gets all the attention.
  
• I think blue-collar workers are the backbone of society and white-collars can be spineless.
  
• I think this world would be a friendlier place if everyone minded their own business.
  
• I think relationships are like an emotional game of chicken: you get closer and closer until eventually, someone swerves.
  
• I think that life becomes difficult once you start wanting more.
  
• I think Top 40 music is simple music for simple minds.
  
• I think its high time for a woman to run this country.
  
• I think first impressions can be more misleading than not.
  
• I think fights can bolster a friendship, just like muscle needs to be broken down before it can become stronger.
  
• I think pretty people are most often boring and bereft of substance, which is why they have to marry each other.
  
• I think late-bloomers are the real gems.
  
• I think a verbal commitment should be taken just as seriously as any paper marriage license or expensive ring.
  
• I think weddings have lost all meaning and are now grotesque and materialistic pageants.
  
• I think people should stop reproducing for a while and start adopting.
  
• I think the secret of growing old gracefully is to stay mentally active.
  
• I think fraternities and sororities are just an expensive extension of high school.
  
• I think life experience is more important and impressive than book smarts.
  
• I think job security is a thing of the past.
  
• I think its easy to hate everything.
  
• I think it would be boring if everyone thought like me.

hugs and hickies,
mario