Filed in order of testosterone. Not pictured: The Firm and K2: The Ultimate High.
Or perhaps you're more of a reader...
Just lots of "womanly heat."
LMBO*
What's the deal with erotic novels? Here is the deal with erotic novels:
- I was a proofreader for an erotic novel publisher...we didn't have cubicles, we had stalls.
- I read one to my girlfriend, and she got wet...'cos I spit when I talk.
- What's that spot, you ask? Let's call it a bookmark.
- Hey smug parents, my "kids" started reading at a reeeeally young age.
- I skip over the boring pages so I can get to the money-sentence.
- Does that Kindle come with a squeegie?
- Best. Book club. Ever.
See you next year, Little Rock. Maybe.
-md
*Laughing my boner off
7 comments:
Whatever happened to reading the phone book? I remember looking through the white pages and seeing notes left by other comics about randomly calling the listings.
'Sexy voice', 'Don't mention his daughter', 'Gets up early'....
Pure Joy!!!
But I loved The War. And The Piano. Is that ok because I have lady parts? Or are these still lame regardless of gender?
Yvette...you get a pass. THIS time. Take care of those lady parts.
The whole VHS thing is unforgivable, though. I mean with the whole Blu-Ray movement, they could at least have some DVD's instead. You could replace each one of those movies for $2-$7 each. On a side note, Tia is from Arkansas and when I told her you were in Little Rock, she had a look of horror like she felt really bad for you. Best wishes.
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