Filed in order of testosterone. Not pictured: The Firm and K2: The Ultimate High.
Or perhaps you're more of a reader...
Just lots of "womanly heat."
What's the deal with erotic novels? Here is the deal with erotic novels:
- I was a proofreader for an erotic novel publisher...we didn't have cubicles, we had stalls.
- I read one to my girlfriend, and she got wet...'cos I spit when I talk.
- What's that spot, you ask? Let's call it a bookmark.
- Hey smug parents, my "kids" started reading at a reeeeally young age.
- I skip over the boring pages so I can get to the money-sentence.
- Does that Kindle come with a squeegie?
- Best. Book club. Ever.
See you next year, Little Rock. Maybe.
*Laughing my boner off