Comedy Condo Treasures...

Who needs cable? Our video library has everything from crap to shit.

Filed in order of testosterone. Not pictured: The Firm and K2: The Ultimate High.

Or perhaps you're more of a reader...

All I have to say is, the book is nothing like the movie...
...60 pages in and still no arm wrestling.

Just lots of "womanly heat."

LMBO*

What's the deal with erotic novels? Here is the deal with erotic novels:
  • I was a proofreader for an erotic novel publisher...we didn't have cubicles, we had stalls.
  • I read one to my girlfriend, and she got wet...'cos I spit when I talk. 
  • What's that spot, you ask? Let's call it a bookmark.
  • Hey smug parents, my "kids" started reading at a reeeeally young age.
  • I skip over the boring pages so I can get to the money-sentence.
  • Does that Kindle come with a squeegie?
  • Best. Book club. Ever.

See you next year, Little Rock. Maybe.

-md

*Laughing my boner off


 

    7 comments:

    Kenny said...

    Whatever happened to reading the phone book? I remember looking through the white pages and seeing notes left by other comics about randomly calling the listings.
    'Sexy voice', 'Don't mention his daughter', 'Gets up early'....

    Scott said...
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    Scott said...

    Pure Joy!!!

    Yvette said...

    But I loved The War. And The Piano. Is that ok because I have lady parts? Or are these still lame regardless of gender?

    [mario digiorgio] said...

    Yvette...you get a pass. THIS time. Take care of those lady parts.

    Yvette said...

    The whole VHS thing is unforgivable, though. I mean with the whole Blu-Ray movement, they could at least have some DVD's instead. You could replace each one of those movies for $2-$7 each. On a side note, Tia is from Arkansas and when I told her you were in Little Rock, she had a look of horror like she felt really bad for you. Best wishes.

    Anonymous said...

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