OK, Stupid...

I raised the camera to accentuate my jawline and conceal my lower body. Hawt! Woo!

So I posted a fake OK Cupid profile to poke fun at everyone's impossible standards...funny thing is, I've gotten more messages than ever. Go figure.

You can take a peek here.

It's extra funny-cos-it's-true if you're an actual member on the site, but you'll get the idea.

I've said it once, I'll say it a bazillion times...internet dating is NOT for average-looking guys like me. Seems I'm too straight-laced for the quirky gals and too quirky for the straight-laced.

Fickle bitches.

Anyhoo, enjoy!

-m