Hello friends, fans and light readers...
They're heeeere...and they're super squishy!
They're heeeere...and they're super squishy!
The expanded edition of A Cynic's Guide to a Rich and Full Life won't hit bookstores until early March...BUT, you can be the first to own one if you order here.
You're right. That's pretty sweet.
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| A big box of wrong. |
We went through two print runs of the original version, and decided to make the third pressing a bit thicker, squishier and...wrongerer.
Here's a proper peek at the updated cover:
It contains 40 extra pages of eloquent filth, which include an additional 120+ hilariously inappropriate tips on how to dampen the days of those near and not so dear.
At the very least, you get a year's worth of snarky status updates.
(I also deleted about 30 excerpts so the folks who purchased the first edition don't feel gypped.)
You can order a copy on Amazon; Barnes & Noble, or from this website when it becomes available...which is now!
And if you purchase it here, I will sign it and give you a shiny, silver, laptop sticker. Same goes if you get one from me after a show. Check my calendar for dates.
My publisher is also working on an e-version of the book. Can't wait for that.
Hoo-ray, I say.
-m
